Whipped Cream Difficulties

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-17:

NY Jets
Miami
Tennessee
Houston
New York Football Giants
New Orleans

The worthless Bills are 3-0.
The worthless Chargers are 3-0.
Houston is 0-3.

And as soon as I suggest that Cleveland might go 0-17, they go out and win a game.

But we still have the Jets and the New York Football Giants.

In other news, we’re coming down to the final stretch of the baseball season. The Chicago Cubs have clinched a playoff spot. (No, Lawrence, I’m not betting on the Cubs with you.)

What of our favorite teams?

The White Sox are 58-98, for a .372 winning percentage. That projects out to about 102 losses.

And the Rockies are 43-113, for a .276 winning percentage. That projects out to about 117 losses, which is in the historical range. But at this point, they can’t tie the 2024 White Sox record, or even the previous 1962 Mets record of 120 losses. Wikipedia currently puts them between the 1952 Pirates (.273) and the 1909 Senators (.276).

Their final games are in Seattle (who hasn’t quite clinched a playoff sport, but is very close) and in San Francisco (who hasn’t quite been mathematically eliminated, but is very close). If I had to guess, I’d say they’ll get swept by Seattle and win one in San Francisco, for a final record of 44-118. We’ll see if I’m right.

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