Turn out the lights, the party’s over…

…and the Astros finish the season at 56-106.

Their .346 winning percentage doesn’t quite qualify for the list of worst teams in history, but we’re sure the Astros tried their best to make the list. We salute their efforts this season, and hold out hope for 110 losses next year.

Edited to add: We would like to point out that the Texas Rangers, our gold standard for futility in baseball, had the following records in their early years:

1972: 54-100, .350 winning percentage.
1973: 57-105, .351 winning percentage.
1974: 84-76, .525 winning percentage.

Yes, even at their most rock bottom and pathetic, the Rangers have never lost as many games in a year as the Astros did this year.

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