From the police blotter: our local sheriff’s office busted a couple for breaking into a place called “Wild Bubba’s Wild Game Grill” (no, really!) in Del Valle.
Our fun couple, the female half of which goes by the name “Amber”, are accused of prying open the front door and stealing:
- a bottle of Tito’s vodka. Well, I give them some credit for stealing good vodka, but wouldn’t it have been easier to hit a liquor store? There’s no shortage of them out that way.
- a TV and VCR. Shoot, guys, you probably could have picked those up at a garage sale, if not the Goodwill.
- and 25 pounds of beef, buffalo, and antelope meat.
For this, “Amber” and her guy pal are facing felony burglary charges. As Jay G. says, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
More interesting to me, though, is the very existence of Wild Bubba’s, which had previously escaped my notice. I sense a road trip coming on in the next few weeks (as soon as some things get resolved and some scheduled events pass).