I value and highly esteem all of the people who comment here.
(Except Eric from talk to customer dot com or whatever it is today. He can die in a fire.)
If I don’t respond to your comment, it isn’t because I don’t like you. It may be because I don’t have time. It may be because you said what needed to be said and responding “Mega dittos, Rush!” would be as superfluous as painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa.
(You know, if you’re going to put a button on your page that says “Order Oil Painting Reproduction”, when I push that button…take me to the page where I can actually order an oil painting reproduction of that specific piece, not your generic art page.)
(Of course, the original wasn’t an oil painting anyway, so an oil painting reproduction would be odd.)
(“1940, Paris
Color reproduction, made by Duchamp from original version
Stolen in 1981 and never recovered”
Yet another piece to add to the “decorate my house with reproductions of stolen art” list.)
But I digress.
Anyway, thank you to all my valued commenters, especially the ones who have been commenting over the past week or so. This isn’t prompted by anything in particular or any specific complaints. Just wanted to get this on the hysterical record.
We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty.
You know, they keep trying to contact me about my car’s extended warranty.
But when I get through to a live person and tell them yes, I’m interested in an extended warranty on my 1932 Rockne 75, they hang up on me. I don’t understand it.
(Also, I’d welcome a good extended warranty call. Right now, between the landline and one of the cell phones, we’re getting literally a dozen calls a day about Medicare supplemental insurance.)