Banned in the UK.

Well, not really, but I thought I’d cause a commotion.

Spotted at a Big Lots over the weekend. Mike the Musicologist and I are thinking you could do a holiday special about a narwal: all we need is a name, and then we can write the script.

(I kind of like “Nathan the Narwal”, but would Nathan be saving Christmas, Chanukah, or Life Day?)

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One Response to “Banned in the UK.”

  1. Lawrence Person says:
    December 16, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Narley the Narwhal saves Christmas AND Hanukkah by skewering suicide bomber jihadist intent on blowing up a holiday market.

    He works in said market, making shish kebobs.