Your loser update: week 3, 2018.

The Browns won for the first time since Donald Trump took office. The worthless Buffalo Bills actually beat Minnesota in what ESPN calls “the biggest NFL upset in 23 years”. The New York Football Giants beat hapless the Houston Texans. New England is 1-2. And we’re down to three teams standing. But at least we didn’t have another tied game.

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Houston
Oakland
Arizona

In non-NFL news, the NYT ran an interesting article on the Baltimore Orioles.

The Baltimore Orioles are bad. Very bad. Historically bad.

I admit I haven’t been paying much attention, because:

1) Baseball.
II) FiveThirtyEight, as of today, is predicting that Baltimore will finish 47-115, or a .290 winning percentage. That’s 15th place on Wikipedia’s list. Historically bad? Maybe. That’s certainly a worse record than the bad Astros teams of recent memory, but it’s still better than the 2003 Detroit Tigers.

I report, you decide.

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