I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.

I’m sorry that I have to blog this, since:

  • It is a genuine tragedy, and I don’t mean to make light of it.
  • There’s no way that I could not blog this, for obvious reasons.

Fox News reports that Rebecca Burger, who has more than 150,000 followers on Instagram, was killed when a defective whipped cream dispenser exploded and hit her in the chest.

Ms. Burger is described as a “popular French fitness model”. Link goes to the Statesman and not to Fox News because the Fox News story has really obnoxious auto-play video.

I guess this is another one of those “tomorrow is guaranteed to nobody” stories. At any moment you could be hit by a bus, gored by a bull, hit by a falling beam, or even killed in a “freak whipped cream accident”.

Be careful out there.

3 Responses to “I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.”

  1. “Freak Whipped Cream Accident.”

    I have that DVD. The production values were excellent. (Sorry. I just couldn’t resist.)

  2. stainles says:

    Not that I intend to go looking for it, but I’m sure there’s an entire sub-genre of “freak whipped cream ‘accident'” and other whipped cream related videos…

    “Oh, look! The whipped cream dispenser exploded, and I have whipped cream all over my shirt. Guess I’m going to have to take it off…” (insert generic porn music here)

  3. RoadRich says:

    Where are the legislators and their outrage for this needless tragedy?