Hope and the law.

In May of 2009, a man named Robert Carroll Gillham set a fire at a Gallery Furniture store and warehouse in Houston. The fire did $20 million worth of damage; fortunately, nobody died.

(For those of you outside of Houston: Gallery Furniture is run by a colorful local character named Jim “Mattress Mack” McIngvale, and is somewhat famous for their commercials. Especially the tag line: “Gallery Furniture SAVES. YOU. MONEY!” Their YouTube channel is here.)

Gillham began working at the store in 1989 and was fired in 2007, for allegedly running a de facto loan sharking business.

What, pray tell, is a “de facto loan sharking business”?

But that’s not what I wanted to talk about. You see, Mr. Gillham’s trial has been delayed, and he’s being sent to a state mental hospital.

Why? Is he crazy?

No. He has a brain tumor.

“He’s got a growth between his brain and his skull that’s pushing down into his brain that’s causing significant cognitive defects,” said Gillham’s attorney, Brett Podolsky.

Well, okay. If he’s having cognitive problems, well, part of the foundation of a fair trial is that you be able to effectively participate in your own defense.

So what’s the problem?

Podolsky said he hopes doctors at the state hospital where Gillham is transferred will remove the non-malignant tumor, which is just smaller than a golf ball.

He hopes? He freaking hopes that the doctors are going to remove the tumor, rather than letting Mr. Gillham continue to suffer from cognitive issues? Hopes?

What. The. F–k. Dude. I see this kind of thing a lot; as a matter of fact, I was discussing it with some coworkers this morning.

Hope is not a strategy.

It is nice to hope things go well. It is nice to hope everything works properly. But it is much better to plan and prepare and make sure, whether you’re jumping out of a helicopter with jet engines and a kitchen table strapped to your back, or defending a client with a brain tumor. Hope is never a substitute for planning and preparation. Hope is not an effective backup plan. Nor, for that matter, is it an effective plan for much else.

I understand, of course, that Podolsky isn’t going to be doing the operation himself. But…

Podolsky said he does not know why it has not been removed.

Yeah, well, if I were you, dude, I’d be asking some pretty hard questions, especially since Gillham has already been in the hospital several times because of this.

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