{"id":9706,"date":"2013-04-03T19:46:41","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T00:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=9706"},"modified":"2013-04-03T19:46:41","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T00:46:41","slug":"i-cannot-tell-a-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=9706","title":{"rendered":"I cannot tell a lie&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I only just got around to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tor.com\/blogs\/2013\/04\/shadow-war-musical-john-scalzi\">this<\/a>, but:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tor.com\/blogs\/2013\/04\/shadow-war-musical-john-scalzi\">&#8230;luring noted playwright and director Neil LaBute from his own hotly-anticipated theatrical project <em>Not the Bees: An Evening With Nicolas Cage<\/em><\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>kicked over my giggle-box, as did:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tor.com\/blogs\/2013\/04\/shadow-war-musical-john-scalzi\">\u201cYou asshole, you can\u2019t even get your director in-jokes right,\u201d LaBute reportedly said, and stormed out, never to return.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I only just got around to this, but: &#8230;luring noted playwright and director Neil LaBute from his own hotly-anticipated theatrical project Not the Bees: An Evening With Nicolas Cage. kicked over my giggle-box, as did: \u201cYou asshole, you can\u2019t even get your director in-jokes right,\u201d LaBute reportedly said, and stormed out, never to return.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9707,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9706\/revisions\/9707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}