{"id":6756,"date":"2012-03-30T18:05:15","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T23:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=6756"},"modified":"2012-03-30T18:07:53","modified_gmt":"2012-03-30T23:07:53","slug":"i-havent-laughed-this-hard-since-the-hogs-et-my-kid-brother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=6756","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I haven&#8217;t laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jimromenesko.com\/2012\/03\/30\/current-tv-ends-relationship-with-olbermann\/\">Current TV fires Keith Olbermann.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/jimromenesko.com\/2012\/03\/30\/current-tv-ends-relationship-with-olbermann\/\">,,,the network was \u201cfounded on the values of respect, openness, collegiality, and loyalty to our viewers [and] these values are no longer reflected in our relationship with Keith Olbermann.\u201d<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Raise your hand if you didn&#8217;t see this coming the moment his hiring was announced. Oh, wait: Ray Charles could have seen this coming.<\/p>\n<p>But it gets better. Would you like to know who is replacing Keith Olbermann? Why, none other than\u00a0Eliot &#8220;Client Number 9&#8221; Spitzer himself!<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;d like to read Olbermann&#8217;s response, you can find it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitlonger.com\/show\/gnlt4t\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/quotes\/show\/194131\">subject line hattip here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current TV fires Keith Olbermann. ,,,the network was \u201cfounded on the values of respect, openness, collegiality, and loyalty to our viewers [and] these values are no longer reflected in our relationship with Keith Olbermann.\u201d Raise your hand if you didn&#8217;t see this coming the moment his hiring was announced. Oh, wait: Ray Charles could have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,101,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clippings","category-schadenfreude","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6756"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6758,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6756\/revisions\/6758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}