{"id":395,"date":"2009-09-08T13:00:21","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T18:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=395"},"modified":"2009-09-08T13:00:21","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T18:00:21","slug":"the-jokes-sometimes-they-write-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"The jokes; sometimes, they write themselves."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.katzneverkloses.com\/\">Marc Katz<\/a>\u00a0has announced plans to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.statesman.com\/blogs\/content\/shared-gen\/blogs\/austin\/politics\/entries\/2009\/09\/08\/marc_katz_anounces_bid_for_lit.html\">run for\u00a0lieutenant governor<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I have nothing against Mr. Katz, and, indeed, he could be a perfectly fine officeholder.<\/p>\n<p>But this raises the somewhat mindboggling possibility (arguably, a slim one) that the State of Texas could be run by\u00a0a cowboy and a deli owner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marc Katz\u00a0has announced plans to run for\u00a0lieutenant governor.\u00a0 I have nothing against Mr. Katz, and, indeed, he could be a perfectly fine officeholder. But this raises the somewhat mindboggling possibility (arguably, a slim one) that the State of Texas could be run by\u00a0a cowboy and a deli owner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}