{"id":3839,"date":"2011-02-14T09:06:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T15:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=3839"},"modified":"2011-02-14T09:06:07","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T15:06:07","slug":"dear-sven-alstrom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=3839","title":{"rendered":"Dear Sven Alstrom…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…I live in Austin, Texas.<\/p>\n

Spamming the comments in my blog with posts about your campaign for a City Commission seat in Lawrence, Kansas is a bad idea for the following reasons:<\/p>\n

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  1. I’m not going to vote for you, since I don’t live in Lawrence, Kansas.<\/li>\n
  2. The vast majority of my readers aren’t going to vote for you, since they don’t live in Lawrence, Kansas.<\/li>\n
  3. Any of my readers who do live in Lawrence, Kansas won’t vote for you anyway because you are a spamming scumbag. Let me repeat that: Sven Alstrom is a spamming scumbag.<\/li>\n
  4. If you keep spamming my blog comments, I will be going to your ISP, Hostgator, and I will be asking them to shut your site down.<\/li>\n
  5. Is there any word in what I just said that you have trouble understanding?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Hugs, kisses, and die in a fire Sven Alstrom you spamming scumbag. Sincerely, your friends at sportsfirings.com.<\/p>\n

    P.S. Strongly worded message follows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    …I live in Austin, Texas. Spamming the comments in my blog with posts about your campaign for a City Commission seat in Lawrence, Kansas is a bad idea for the following reasons: I’m not going to vote for you, since I don’t live in Lawrence, Kansas. The vast majority of my readers aren’t going to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3839"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3843,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839\/revisions\/3843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}