{"id":32305,"date":"2026-07-24T15:01:42","date_gmt":"2026-07-24T20:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=32305"},"modified":"2026-07-24T15:01:42","modified_gmt":"2026-07-24T20:01:42","slug":"drink-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=32305","title":{"rendered":"Drink!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shot:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/07\/24\/lifestyle\/iguana-leaps-out-of-box-at-fedex-store-sending-associates-running-video\/\" target=\"_blank\">A routine FedEx pickup turned into reptile mayhem when a massive iguana leaped out of its box and across the counter, sending unsuspecting employees scrambling.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Chaser:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/a-minus-minus.png\" width=\"408\" height=\"379\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shot: A routine FedEx pickup turned into reptile mayhem when a massive iguana leaped out of its box and across the counter, sending unsuspecting employees scrambling. Chaser:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187,111,110],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bagatelle","category-lizards","category-reptiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32306,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32305\/revisions\/32306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}