{"id":23966,"date":"2022-01-05T17:22:19","date_gmt":"2022-01-05T23:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=23966"},"modified":"2022-01-05T17:22:19","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T23:22:19","slug":"tweet-of-the-day-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=23966","title":{"rendered":"Tweet of the day."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Took kids to a dinosaur park. At souvenir shop, Liam was eyeing a paint set.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: Great choice! I did that triceratops.<br \/>Me: That\u2019s really excellent, how do you say in Japanese, dry brushing?<br \/>Clerk: *startles*<br \/>Clerk: 40k?<br \/>Me: Fantasy.<br \/>Clerk: The Emperor protects, bro.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/patio11\/status\/1475692314484178946?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 28, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/p>\n<p>Explained:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Two men having a chance encounter in the presence of art supplies discovered they had a mutual interest in painting fantastic army men despite being born approximately 8 time zones and 14 time zones away from where those army men are from, respectively.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/patio11\/status\/1476063886042611716?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 29, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/p>\n<p>Runner-up:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">And from Liam (4 years old) demonstrating that the only important thing in art is picking up the brush: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/LfwOzqm06c\">pic.twitter.com\/LfwOzqm06c<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/patio11\/status\/1476066102199615488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 29, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took kids to a dinosaur park. At souvenir shop, Liam was eyeing a paint set. Clerk: Great choice! I did that triceratops.Me: That\u2019s really excellent, how do you say in Japanese, dry brushing?Clerk: *startles*Clerk: 40k?Me: Fantasy.Clerk: The Emperor protects, bro. &mdash; Patrick McKenzie (@patio11) December 28, 2021 Explained: Two men having a chance encounter in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23966"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23968,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23966\/revisions\/23968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}