{"id":22785,"date":"2021-05-04T14:00:14","date_gmt":"2021-05-04T19:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=22785"},"modified":"2021-05-04T13:38:07","modified_gmt":"2021-05-04T18:38:07","slug":"what-you-gonna-do-when-you-get-out-of-jail-part-399","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=22785","title":{"rendered":"\u201cWhat you gonna do when you get out of jail?\u2026\u201d part 399"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now for something completely different.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pfRdur8GLBM\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Lumberman&#8221;, a 1971 film from the good folks at Encyclopedia Brittanica. It was part of a series called &#8220;Our Changing Way of Life&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IA2R1vRvQNQ\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Bonus #1: When was the last time you thought about rice? For me, it was last night. But I am somewhat food obsessed.<\/p>\n<p>Phil Robertson says &#8220;America Doesn&#8217;t Know How to Cook Rice Anymore&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JP4hJEHyU5s\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>In addition to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblehub.com\/romans\/12-13.htm\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Romans 12:13<\/a>, I am also reminded of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblehub.com\/luke\/24-42.htm\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Luke 24:42<\/a>, where the risen Jesus appears to the apostles and asks, &#8220;Hey, you guys got any food up in here?&#8221; &#8216;Cause you never know when Jesus might show up, and who wants to be placing an order from Domino&#8217;s while Jesus is hanging around?<\/p>\n<p>(If it comes to that, though, I have to warn you: the Bible is very clear that just introducing the delivery guy to Jesus is no substitute for a tip. You still need to tip your delivery driver, and I&#8217;d suggest 25% under normal circumstances. Do you really want Jesus to think you&#8217;re a cheapskate?)<\/p>\n<p>(Also, if it comes to that: Jesus likes the meat lover&#8217;s pizza, or whatever your local equivalent is. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=acts+10&#038;version=NIV\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Acts 10:15<\/a>: \u201cDo not call anything impure that God has made clean.\u201d)<\/p>\n<p><del datetime=\"2021-05-04T16:58:09+00:00\">Walter White<\/del> Alton Brown discusses his &#8220;fast and foolproof&#8221; method for rice cooking.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9Qe-7tuMOIY\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Bonus #2: Okay, the quality on this isn&#8217;t great, but it is short. And this is the &#8220;Month of Mayberry&#8221; according to MeTV. Don Knotts advertising the Dodge Tradesman van.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/m9OAByxkIyw\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now for something completely different. &#8220;The Lumberman&#8221;, a 1971 film from the good folks at Encyclopedia Brittanica. It was part of a series called &#8220;Our Changing Way of Life&#8221;. Bonus #1: When was the last time you thought about rice? For me, it was last night. But I am somewhat food obsessed. Phil Robertson [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[150,10,97,174,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1970s","category-food","category-history","category-religion","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22785"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22793,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22785\/revisions\/22793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}