{"id":10724,"date":"2013-08-30T14:29:01","date_gmt":"2013-08-30T19:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=10724"},"modified":"2013-08-30T14:37:41","modified_gmt":"2013-08-30T19:37:41","slug":"quotes-of-the-day-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=10724","title":{"rendered":"Quote(s) of the day."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I probably would have posted these even if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/?p=18326\">Lawrence hadn&#8217;t done a quote of the day<\/a>, because: <a href=\"http:\/\/pipeline.corante.com\/\">Derek Lowe!<\/a> More &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/pipeline.corante.com\/archives\/things_i_wont_work_with\/\">Things I Won&#8217;t Work With<\/a>&#8220;!<\/p>\n<p>But I can&#8217;t decide which one I like more:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/pipeline.corante.com\/archives\/2013\/08\/28\/mercury_azides_ill_get_right_on_those_for_you.php\">Explosions are definitely underappreciated as a mixing technique&#8230;<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Or:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/pipeline.corante.com\/archives\/2013\/08\/28\/mercury_azides_ill_get_right_on_those_for_you.php\">The hyenas will have to remain unspayed, because it&#8217;s time to add fresh azide to the horrible mercury prep.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Spaying hyenas&#8221; has so many possible uses.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How was work today, honey?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Spaying hyenas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(&#8220;Spaying Hyenas&#8221; is also the name of my next band. We do Daft Punk covers.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I probably would have posted these even if Lawrence hadn&#8217;t done a quote of the day, because: Derek Lowe! More &#8220;Things I Won&#8217;t Work With&#8220;! But I can&#8217;t decide which one I like more: Explosions are definitely underappreciated as a mixing technique&#8230; Or: The hyenas will have to remain unspayed, because it&#8217;s time to add [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,9,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clippings","category-explosives","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10724"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10726,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10724\/revisions\/10726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}