{"id":10166,"date":"2013-06-14T10:10:18","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T15:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=10166"},"modified":"2013-06-14T10:17:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T15:17:10","slug":"this-amused-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/?p=10166","title":{"rendered":"This amused me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was out with my mother yesterday afternoon, and we stopped for lunch.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/emerson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/emerson-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"emerson\" width=\"300\" height=\"292\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/emerson-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/emerson-1024x998.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/emerson.jpg 1576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Something about the juxtaposition of the &#8220;this way to the bathrooms&#8221; and the Emerson quote kicks over my giggle box. I mean, what is the message they&#8217;re trying to send here: don&#8217;t follow the path to the men&#8217;s room, but instead go outside and&#8230;shall we say, leave a trail to mark your territory?<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/pieous-austin\">Pieous<\/a>, Dripping Springs, Texas.)<\/p>\n<p>(By the way, the Bacon Bleu pizza and mozzarella plate were both really, really good.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out with my mother yesterday afternoon, and we stopped for lunch. Something about the juxtaposition of the &#8220;this way to the bathrooms&#8221; and the Emerson quote kicks over my giggle box. I mean, what is the message they&#8217;re trying to send here: don&#8217;t follow the path to the men&#8217;s room, but instead go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10166"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10171,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10166\/revisions\/10171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}