Shot:
It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.
—Wonko the Sane, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Chaser:
Do not eat soap.
— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) February 14, 2022