Whipped Cream Difficulties

I probably would have posted these even if Lawrence hadn’t done a quote of the day, because: Derek Lowe! More “Things I Won’t Work With“!

But I can’t decide which one I like more:

Explosions are definitely underappreciated as a mixing technique…

Or:

The hyenas will have to remain unspayed, because it’s time to add fresh azide to the horrible mercury prep.

“Spaying hyenas” has so many possible uses.

“How was work today, honey?”
“Spaying hyenas.”

(“Spaying Hyenas” is also the name of my next band. We do Daft Punk covers.)

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