Paging Mark Clifton. Mark Clifton to the white courtesy phone, please.

Eating red meat — any amount and any type — appears to significantly increase the risk of premature death, according to a long-range study that examined the eating habits and health of more than 110,000 adults for more than 20 years.

I’m sure this study is going to be extensively analyzed, refuted, the refutations refuted, and the refutations of the refutations themselves refuted. I don’t expect any clarity on this before I die in a supermodel’s bed at the age of 115.

However, as soon as I read that headline, the first thing I was reminded of was “The Dread Tomato Addiction”, the essay that taught me “Correlation does not equal causality” before I could even pronounce “correlation” or “causality”. (Okay, that’s a slight exaggeration. But I still commend the essay to your attention. Please note the original publication date.)

(For more about Mark Clifton, you could start with this Wikipedia article. You might also, if you ask Glen real nicely, get him to weigh in on They’d Rather Be Right, “perhaps the most contentious novel ever to win the [Hugo] award.” He’s the only person I know of who has actually made the effort to find a copy and read it; I’m not sure Lawrence has done that, but he can correct me in the comments if I’m wrong Edited: see comments.)

2 Responses to “Paging Mark Clifton. Mark Clifton to the white courtesy phone, please.”

  1. You’re wrong. I own a first edition and have read it. It’s most notable as a work that panders to every single on of Astounding editor John W. Campbell’s prejudices.

    It is probably the worst novel to win the Hugo Award that I’ve read all the way through, but there are some recent winners I haven’t attempted yet.

  2. Glen says:

    Totally unmemorable, is how I would describe it at this late date. I can’t even recall reading it, although my records say I did.