Apropos 2.

“If I’m the G-dd–n Batman, why am I on top of a cake with this amazonian bimbo?”

I commend to the attention of future brides everywhere the strategy that this one used to encourage participation by both genders in the bouquet toss: attach a Fry’s gift card to the bouquet. (However, brides should consider carefully the value of the card they’re going to attach. For $10, yeah, I’ll participate. For $250, I’ll kill a snitch. I’m not saying I have, I’m not saying I haven’t…)

People you normally don’t see this dressed up, part 1.

And two. Finally, here’s what seems like a fitting song for the happy couple.

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