It tastes so sweet.

Terrell Owens has signed with Dallas.

Well, technically, Allen.

The Allen Wranglers, that is, of the Indoor Football League.

In the FARK thread on this, I suggested that the Wranglers should also seek out Tiki Barber. But I’m going to throw it open to you, good people; what other notorious team cancers can the Allen Wranglers sign? And if they sign enough of them, will the suburbs of Dallas collapse into a black hole?

(Scalzi’s Schadenfreude pie.)

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