Football players go wild!

Felony possession of a firearm. Drug possession. Theft. Four arrests in one week.

Sounds like the UT football players have gotten out of hand, doesn’t it?

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I say UT? I meant Rice University.

(Sadly, these arrests weren’t enough to push Rice onto the board in the most recent Fulmer Cup update. Maybe next week?)

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3 Responses to “Football players go wild!”

  1. Earl Cooley III says:
    April 22, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Does Rice still enforce high academic standards for its jocks?

  2. stainles says:
    April 25, 2011 at 7:16 am

    As far as I know, Earl, they do. Someone on FARK commented that Rice disbanded the entire lacrosse team for lesser offenses.

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