Bagatelle (#5).

Could it be…SATAN?!

No. Actually, it wasn’t Satan at all. It was mass hysteria and a doctor who made a mistake.

I’ll throw this in just for fun: if you are a “dancer” who performs “in paint, latex, wax, gel, foam, film and coatings”, are you a nude dancer in the eyes of the law?

And why does it matter? Because clubs with “fully nude” dancers have to collect a state-mandated $5 entry fee.

…n January 2017 the comptroller amended its rules to include clubs that employ latex and paint-covered dancers as sexually oriented businesses.

One Response to “Bagatelle (#5).”

  1. pigpen51 says:

    I get it, I really do. Because the 5$ cover charge will keep out any kids under the age of 18, so that their little minds won’t be destroyed by the sight of bare nekked wimmins. Don’t forget to thank your lawmakers for protecting the children.

    Of course, with the internet now, kids see things at the age of God knows how young that I am not sure that I have seen yet, and I am going to be 57 next week. But as long as Big Brother thinks that he is saving us from ourselves, that is all that matters. Just like they are saving us from the evil weed marijuana. Because once again, God forbid that a person like my aunt who had cancer might just use it to help her through chemo therapy. Which she did. Tell me once again, why is it wrong to ignore bad laws?