Archive for September 8th, 2017

Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes.

Friday, September 8th, 2017

The almost completely worthless (ever since they fired Jim Romenesko) republishes Martin Merzer’s memo to Miami Herald staffers on how to cover hurricanes (aka “The dreaded Merz hurricane note”).

Don’t stand in standing water. Let the other idiots get electrocuted — we don’t need them anyway. You, we can’t replace because we’re in a hiring freeze. Also, if you die, we need to fill out a lot of messy paperwork.

(Hattip: Vera Bergengruen‏ on the Twitters.)