Archive for June 29th, 2017

I miss Hognose.

Thursday, June 29th, 2017

VA’s foray into Internet of Things faced ‘catastrophic failure’

You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyena! (#42 in a series)

Thursday, June 29th, 2017

Seth Williams is now the former Philadelphia DA.

He also took a guilty plea in his bribery trial. His resignation was part of the deal.

Williams, who saw embarrassing details about his messy personal life and financial struggles dragged out into open court during the nearly two-week trial, pleaded guilty to one count related to accepting a bribe from Bucks County businessman Mohammad Ali.

More choice excerpts:

Despite a plea by Williams to be allowed to remain free until then, U.S. District Judge Paul S. Diamond ordered him held until sentencing and U.S. Marshals took the disgraced prosecutor out of court in handcuffs

In addition to accepting that he could face a maximum five-year term when he is sentenced, Williams agreed to forfeit $64,878.22.

While the 28 remaining counts against Williams were dismissed, he “admits that he committed all of the conduct in those 29 counts,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Robert Zauzmer said.

(Previously.)

More quick notes from the legal beat.

Thursday, June 29th, 2017

I’ve written previously about the Hillsborough stadium disaster and the 2012 inquest.

Yesterday, six people were indicted on charges related to the incident. Four of them are “former senior police officials”, and one (this is kind of surprising to me) was a lawyer for the police.

David Duckenfield, who is described as “the match commander for the South Yorkshire Police on the day of the tragedy”, is charged with “manslaughter by gross negligence in the deaths of 95 people”. (I quoted the description of his rank because I’m unfamiliar with police ranks in England: i think this means he was in charge of the police presence at the match.) Peter Metcalf, the lawyer for the police, is charged with “two counts of perverting the course of justice”. (Perversion seems to be a theme here today, but I digress.)

Prosecutors say he “made suggestions for alterations, deletions and amendments” that misled the Taylor Inquiry.
Mr. [Norman] Bettison, a former chief constable, was charged with four counts of misconduct in public office. He is accused of lying to the authorities about his role in the aftermath of the disaster and about the culpability of the fans.
Mr. [Donald] Denton, a former chief police superintendent, and Mr. [Alan] Foster, a former detective chief inspector, each face two charges of perverting the course of justice, both in connection with altering witness statements.

The last guy on the list, Graham Henry Mackrell, was a secretary for Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, the people who ran the stadium.

Mr. Mackrell, the former football club official, faces three charges of violating safety laws. Prosecutors say he failed to organize the use of admissions turnstiles; to make and maintain inspection records about spectator numbers; to “take reasonable care,” as the stadium’s safety officer, to prevent the gathering of “unduly large crowds”; and to make plans with the police “for coping with exceptionally large numbers of spectators arriving at the ground.”

Related: “Why Britain Is Consumed With a 28-Year-Old Stadium Disaster”.

Closer to home: a member of the “F.B.I.’s elite Hostage Rescue Team” has been charged with lying and obstruction.

(Have you ever noticed how it’s always the “elite Hostage Rescue Team”? Never just “the Hostage Rescue Team”, at least on first reference. It’s like “Elite Hostage Rescue Team” is the full name of the organization, and they’ve got “Elite Hostage Rescue Team” on their patches and tactical windbreakers.)

Mr. Astarita was accused of lying to supervisors about firing his weapon in the effort to arrest Robert Finicum, known as LaVoy, who was killed during a standoff at a remote federal wildlife refuge in January 2016. Mr. Finicum led a small band of armed militants who said that the federal land had been improperly taken from area ranchers and demanded that it be returned to local or private control.

And three Chicago PD officers indicted:

The three officers, two of whom have since left the force, are accused of covering up for Jason Van Dyke, the police officer who fired the lethal shots that night, in an effort to protect him from being investigated and charged, court documents show.

Hey, you know what else seems to be a theme today? Lies and coverups.

This is taking vegetarianism a bit too far for my taste…

Thursday, June 29th, 2017

So there’s a story in the Statesman: guy gets life in prison on a tampering with evidence charge. That’s technically true, in that he did get life for the charge, but you have to read further into the article to discover that he also was convicted of meth possession (and got 20 years for that) and that he had nine previous felony convictions.

You don’t have to read that much deeper into the article to get to the truly weird stuff, though:

After Ransier’s arrest, authorities searched the truck again and found multiple items of children’s clothing, Barbie dolls, candy, balloons, baby oil, Viagra, Extenze male enhancement, duct tape, rope and a cooler with frozen cucumbers, the release said.

Shoot, a fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. But wait, there’s more!

Previous cases against Ransier include a Nov. 10, 2012, incident on Word Ranch Road, in New Braunfels, where Ransier was found naked by authorities and admitted to committing a “deviant sex act involving a squash,” the release said. On March 9, 2014, police responded to a call at the baseball fields off of Loop 337, where they found Ransier wearing nothing but women’s stockings, and again, engaging in a deviant sex act with a vegetable, the release said.

I’d almost have some small amount of sympathy for the guy (meth’s a hell of a drug) if it wasn’t for some of the other things on his record:

Other court records showed Ransier was previously convicted for manslaughter of an Arizona State Trooper and driving under the influence, the release said.

Maybe, just maybe, this is the kind of person the habitual offender law was written for?