Woo hoo woo hoo hoo! A great day!
Let us all say the magic words together now:
You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyenas!
(Yes, it is a plea. Yes, they are getting a lighter sentence than they would have if they had gone to trial and been convicted. Yes, they’ve already been convicted of other charges. Yes, it wouldn’t surprise me to see all the sentences served concurrently. But can’t you let me be happy, even if it is just for a short time? Thank you.)