Archive for the ‘Loser’ Category

Your loser update: week 4, 2014.

Monday, September 29th, 2014

So much for it being Tampa Bay’s year. But that sounds like it was a wild game. (I missed it, being out and about and all that.)

Elsewhere in the world, Gregg Easterbrook is chomping at the bit.

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Jacksonville
Oakland

Your loser update: week 3, 2014.

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

Running just a little behind: spent pretty much the entire day yesterday having fun with friends. Which I needed, but which was also not conducive to blogging.

Anyway, NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Jacksonville
Oakland
Tampa Bay

So the two teams I picked are still in the 0-16 hunt. And I’m starting to think that this could be Tampa Bay’s year, again.

Your loser update: week 2, 2014.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2014

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Indianapolis
Jacksonville
Oakland
Kansas City
New York Football Giants
New Orleans
Tampa Bay

Your loser update: week 1, 2014.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014

Like Ebola or toenail fungus, we have returned for another year of the loser update.

Are there any teams that we think have a chance of going 0-16 this year? We haven’t given this a lot of thought, but off the top of our heads, maybe Oakland or Jacksonville?

In the meantime, NFL teams that actually still have a chance to go 0-16:

New England
Cleveland
Baltimore
Indianapolis
Jacksonville
San Diego
Oakland
Kansas City
New York Football Giants
Washington
Dallas
Chicago
Green Bay
New Orleans
Tampa Bay
St. Louis

Your loser update: July 14, 2014.

Monday, July 14th, 2014

Red Klotz has passed away.

Klotz was a prep basketball standout in Philadelphia, twice being named that city’s high school player of the year before going on to play at Villanova. He was on the Baltimore Bullets’ 1947-48 NBA championship team. At 5 feet 7, he is tied with six others as the third-shortest NBA player ever, and was the shortest player ever to be on an NBA championship team.

He’s more famous, perhaps, as a coach, having lost “tens of thousands of games” while coaching such teams as the Boston Shamrocks, New Jersey Reds, New York Nationals, International Elite, Global Select, World All-Stars…and, perhaps most famous of all, the Washington Generals.

Klotz himself was responsible for the Globetrotters’ last recognized loss, hitting a last-second shot in 1971 at age 51 while player-coach of the New Jersey Reds. He played against the Globetrotters until he was 68, and still played pickup games until a few years before his death.

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Since we’re at the All-Star break, it seems like a good time to do a baseball loser update. Unfortunately, it really isn’t a good year for losers.

Surprisingly, Houston isn’t at the bottom of the list. Heck, they’re not even at the bottom of their division. The Astros are 40-56, with a .417 winning percentage; a mark they share with Arizona. Colorado is 40-55, .421, and my Cubs are 40-54, .426.

At rock bottom are your Texas Rangers, at 38-57, for a .400 winning percentage. I’m not saying any of these records are “good”, but compared to where the Astros were at the break last year (33-61, .351), this looks like a ray of sunshine.

Your loser update: week 10, 2013.

Tuesday, November 12th, 2013

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

None.

I can almost, but not quite, understand Miami losing to Tampa Bay. Surely the Incognito situation was a distraction. But still, Tampa Bay stinks.

As far as Jacksonville beating Tennessee, that’s just baffling.

Anyway, thus ends the loser update for the 2013 season. See you again in 2014, assuming we’re all still here.

Your loser update: week 9, 2013.

Monday, November 4th, 2013

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Jacksonville (bye week)
Tampa Bay

(What the heck, Seattle?)

Your loser update: week 8, 2013.

Sunday, October 27th, 2013

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Jacksonville
Tampa Bay

Your loser update: week 7, 2013.

Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Jacksonville
Tampa Bay

Your loser update: week 6, 2013.

Sunday, October 13th, 2013

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Jacksonville
NY Giants
Tampa Bay

In other news: sigh. Sigh.

Your loser update: week 5, 2013.

Sunday, October 6th, 2013

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Pittsburgh (bye week)
Jacksonville
NY Giants
Tampa Bay (bye week)

And Cleveland is 3-0 after the trade from hell?

WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE!

Your loser update: week 4, 2013.

Sunday, September 29th, 2013

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Pittsburgh
Jacksonville
NY Giants
Tampa Bay

And Cleveland has won two games in a row, which foils my plan to offer them Matt Schaub for next year’s first round draft pick.

In other news, the Astros played their last game of the season this afternoon, took the Yankees to 14 innings…and lost, 5-1. Houston finishes at 51-111, with a .315 winning percentage and having lost the last 15 games in a row.