NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:
Maybe there’s something to be said for the theory that rising baseball fortunes are tied to falling football fortunes and vice versa.
Lawrence suggested that I also do an NBA loser update, now that the season has started. My response: “The season has started?”
Okay, okay. NBA teams that still have a chance to go 0-82:
Also: all gambling debts have been paid, in front of witnesses. There’s even photo documentation, which may be posted later.
Edited to add: Photographic proof.